I applaud people who get up and get dressed because I stay in my pajamas all day unless I’m going out
Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
It’s that time of month again… you know what that means…
BEST DESCRIPTION OF A PERIOD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.